Busy Doin' Nothin'

You looked so pretty, just a riding along…….

Cletus, them bugs is FUBAR this year!

Roger Moore’s character in North Sea Highjack, a grizzled old ex navy turned lighthouse beardo says at one point “I like cats, and I don’t like people that don’t!”.  Although I too like cats, I mention this extremely obscure movie line here because, well, BECAUSE.

You see, I hate bicycle riders, and I don’t like people that don’t!

(Hmmm.  That one may not have come off as suavely as I thought it may.  Mayhaps its just one more sign of my impending dementia.)

Nevertheless, I hope any of you that have ever had to sit in a crowded cafe with a murder of (herd of?  pack of?  coven of?)cyclists and had to imbibe your caffeine fix with a dash of testosterone and lycra will enjoy this photo that I found god knows where.

(No cyclists were harmed during the making of this blog.  However, it appears that a few of them will never shit straight again).