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Lego Sarah Palin!!!

September 28, 2008
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Is unfortunately not contained herein.  I just used her name in a shameless effort to lift my stats, as she seems quite popular around these parts.  Instead, heres Lego Brad and Angelina.

Saving the Lego world one baby at a time

Saving the Lego world one baby at a time


I hates, I hates, I hates that Slopey fella.

September 20, 2008
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One more special message to go and then I’m done and I can go home:

Templedick ain't called on us since that Slopey showed up.

Templedick ain't got time for us scurvy mongrels since he started hanging out with that Slopey.


Templedick has Risen From the Grave.

September 17, 2008
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Those bedroom eyes, that easy way with the ladies.  No doubt about it, some of us were born better than others.  Its not fair.  Its not damn fair.

Ben’s latest candid snap was taken in spooky Manila, where our hero often goes on week long benders to cross dress, drink turpentine and hunt creatures of the night.  Long the subject of intense speculation, this photo reveals that Ben’s vampire hunting assistant, code named “Slopey”, is 100% real.  And now the vamps have a picture of him, possibly also in a great deal of danger.

Only Slopey knows where this finger was last.

Only Slopey knows where this finger was last.

Keen eyed pundits may also notice Ben’s lovely spouse hanging where all good women should.  In the background.


There Will Be…… TEMPLEDICK

September 10, 2008
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and so there shall.

Sometimes a cigar is just a penis substitute

Sometimes a cigar is just a penis substitute


And you thought he jumped the shark in the 70′s…

August 24, 2008
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Ayyyyyyyyy, Smee, sit on it!

Ayyyyyyyyy, Smee, sit on it!

As much as I dislike the term “Jumped the Shark” (I don’t mind “Jumped the couch”, though), when I saw this picture it seemed muy appropos. Happy snap courtesty of Perezhilton.com (which I have never visited or scanned daily for celeb gossip).


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