Is unfortunately not contained herein. I just used her name in a shameless effort to lift my stats, as she seems quite popular around these parts. Instead, heres Lego Brad and Angelina.
One more special message to go and then I’m done and I can go home:
Those bedroom eyes, that easy way with the ladies. No doubt about it, some of us were born better than others. Its not fair. Its not damn fair.
Ben’s latest candid snap was taken in spooky Manila, where our hero often goes on week long benders to cross dress, drink turpentine and hunt creatures of the night. Long the subject of intense speculation, this photo reveals that Ben’s vampire hunting assistant, code named “Slopey”, is 100% real. And now the vamps have a picture of him, possibly also in a great deal of danger.
Keen eyed pundits may also notice Ben’s lovely spouse hanging where all good women should. In the background.

Ayyyyyyyyy, Smee, sit on it!
As much as I dislike the term “Jumped the Shark” (I don’t mind “Jumped the couch”, though), when I saw this picture it seemed muy appropos. Happy snap courtesty of Perezhilton.com (which I have never visited or scanned daily for celeb gossip).